Mr. Thanksgiving

Mr. Thanksgiving was a turkey, but this wasn't any ordinary turkey. He was a proud turkey. Who had lushes feathers, and a beautiful beak. He loved being the center of attention, and having every turkey girl go gaga over him. One day on the last Thursday of November he noticed he was a little overweight. "That won't do!" he thought, because he wanted to be hot and muscly. But before he could go do some exercises, a big truck pulled up. Someone got out of the truck and threw him into the van. He was so scared! He flapped his wings and gobbled for help but no one heard him. Finally he was taken to a butcher shop where they were going to cook him for thanksgiving. But the butcher took one look at him and said, "This one is not fat enough! He is too muscly." And so in the end, the turkey's pride and vanity saved his life.